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[repulsors]

holy shit that post got over 5000 comments and now it's being annoying.
original prompt comment is here, for a refresher!

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PJS

[repulsors]

i know right? i'm pretty fantastic it's a shock more people aren't falling over themselves to work with me

i mean

more than they already do

[repulsors]

wait did you just say NOT

wow rude

[pjs]

Nothing personal. Even the most remarkable aren't impervious to dramatic implosion and I'd rather escape the aftermath. Busy enough week in the office, you know.

That's all just between you and me. Professionally, I place great value in our continued association and can of course barely contain my excitement at the mere concept of collaborating with you in the future. It's in my contract.

MMIAB

[repulsors]

what

[repulsors]

WHAT

[repulsors]

what do you mean until you can remember

you don't know where i am either?!

[repulsors]

doc there's a lady with scales and claws looking at me like she wants to eat me alive

normally i'm into that but i'm kind of in a committed relationship now

[repulsors]

HELP I THINK SHE'S SNIFFING ME

[mmiab]

yes she'll do that

[mmiab]

For the record tony I don't think "kind of committed" counts as a relationship status please be careful with your sentence structure I'm no snitch but the wife is always watching

[mmiab]

be careful not to let her nose touch you there's a thing that happens

but also don't show her your palms

Under any circumstances

ALLSPICE

[repulsors]

wait really

[repulsors]

you're perfect you're amazing you are without a doubt the single most beautiful woman i have ever seen i would be completely and utterly screwed without you you complete me

i would DID get rid of all my suits for you and even though i have to start at square one again it's fine i'd do it all over again

[allspice]

wow, you're really on a roll, Tony. By all means, continue. I may not even skip the lecture but spice up the ride back home, too.

DAMAGEADDICTION

[repulsors]

that sounds like a challenge

i never back down from a challenge

[repulsors]

let's make this spicy though hmm if i figure it out

you give it back and have to work at that newly purchased mcdonalds for a week

making mcflurries

[repulsors]

i can't decide whether or not you should have a cup on your head

[damageaddiction]

if it was me i'd make you wear a cup on your head. just sayin

[damageaddiction]

no but what do i get if i win

also lol work